Забавно - 2006/05/08 08:22
Само да добавя. Кaкво ще кажеш за една допълнителна категория във форума за allgemein работи. Някъде където да постваме . неща от тоя род..: P
Пригответе си торбичка в която да повръщате докато гледате
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Re:Забавно - 2006/05/08 23:56
Cool, cool! Thank you Rado, posmqh se dosta ;D
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Re:Забавно - 2006/05/09 04:34
Мммдааа, за днес сам ви подготвил малко flash-чета с моя любим главен герой Foamy (ако не разпознавате, това е катеричка )
И така, първо Foamy Fan Mail III (ще ви трябва Flash Player.)
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Sooooooo..Foamy Fan Mail III
Foamy: Okay this is going to be the last “Foamy fan mail‿ I do. You want to know why, because I’m sick of it okay. I’m fucking sick and tired of these constant letters, of nonsense. So this is it, don’t email me anymore for anymore foamy fan mail because the fucking fan mail is fucking dead! (Foamy holds a small squirrel which is thoroughly dead with a noose tied around it’s neck) Okay! Dead!
Now this is the last one so I’m going to get straight to the letter so that you can fucking leave me alone! Okay.
I just want to spend my weekends in a tree, hurling nuts at people. I don’t want to have to come in here every Saturday morning to deal with your fucking fan mail, alright!
Dear Foamy
I was disappointed with your last three cartoons. They weren’t as good as the other cartoons and I keep waiting patiently for a cartoon to be good.
Ohoh.. Great we’ve got fucking Siskel & Ebert here!
Dear Ebert
Here’s what you do with your two thumbs up; you stick them up your ass and die!
Your Lord and Master Foamy
Alright, next letter.
Dear Foamy
I don’t want to see the Goth chick naked, but I do however want to see you naked.
Eheheh (Foamy shudders) Okay we’re dealing with a sick fuck here!
Dear squirrel-phile
You’re the sickest bastard I have ever encountered in my entire life:
1.) Squirrel’s are always naked 2.) Wanting to see squirrels is illegal in all 48 states with the exception of maybe Texas, and I think some other southern state.
But if you live there then it’s okay, but if you’re outside those legal boundaries Ill have to call the squirrel-phile section of the F.B.I. and they’ll be at your door shooting you in the head. Thank you for your letter and thank you for watching YOU SICK FREAK.
Your Lord and Master Foamy
I feel so dirty.
Dear Germaine..(Geramine e Mitbewohner-kata na Foamy) Whoa, wo wo wo! (Scrunches up letter and throws in corner) This is “Dear Foamy‿ this is not “Dear Germaine‿ you want to fucking write her a letter, you write her a letter! I do not take her messages!
Fucking bastards
Dear Foamy
In that cartoon “5 more minutes‿ did you ever get your bagel?
What kind of stupid fucking question is this?!
Dear stupid question writer
None of your damn business.
(Next letter)
I don’t know who you are but I saw this link on the website and I’m writing to you just for the sake of writing, hello. Hi my name is…What the fuck? Man they’re all coming out of the woodwork today!
Dear miss-guided youth
Stop randomly clicking on websites because you’ll never know where you’ll end up. Before you know it you’ll be having your mind warped by sick little cartoons and you don’t need that.
Signed Your Lord and Master Foamy (next letter)
Dear Foamy.. wha ree, forget it! That’s it, that’s all I’m doing no more fucking mail okay! I don’t do no more fan mail! Get on with your life okay! Don’t you people have fucking better things to do than write to a squirrel!? Write to your mother okay, she doesn’t know where you’ve been!
(END)
Foamy: No more Foamy Fan Mail so stop writing!
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THIS IS FOAMY, COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE STATE OF LOUISIANA WHERE HURRICANE KATRINA HAS JUST HIT. NOW, ASIDE FROM BEING A DEVASTATING STORM THAT'S LEFT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE HOMELESS, AND SO ON, WHAT'S PISSING ME OFF IS THESE FUCKING NEWS REPORTERS WHO ARE WRINGING THEIR HANDS IN GLEE AT THE SHEER DESTRUCTION CAUSED IN THE WAKE OF THE STORM! THEY SIT BEHIND THEIR POLISHED DESKS AND MICROPHONES AND ASK STUPID QUESTIONS ANSWERED BY STUPID ANALYSTS, WHILE ACTUAL PEOPLE ARE DROWNING IN THE FLOOD WATERS! THEY SIT THERE, GRINNING LIKE IDIOTS, TRYING TO GET THE BEST COVERAGE AND BEST RATINGS SO THEY CAN GET MORE SPONSORS! THESE PEOPLE ARE SLIME! WHAT'S WORSE ARE THE JERK-OFFS WHO ARE ACTUALLY ON LOCATION COVERING THE STORY! FUCK THE STORY! GO OUT, AND HELP SOME PEOPLE OFF THEIR ROOFS, YOU FUCKING RETARDED ASSHOLES! STOP INTERRUPTING THE POLICE WITH STUPID QUESTIONS ABOUT "ESTIMATED DEATH TOLLS" AND "DAMAGE" AND GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND FUCKING HELP THESE POOR BASTARDS, STRANDED ON THEIR ROOFS! AND I DON'T WANNA HEAR "THEY'RE JUST DOING THEIR JOBS! BULLSHIT. THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN SHOWING THE SAME FOOTAGE OF A CAR FLOATING DOWN WHAT USED TO BE A STREET! GET OUT THERE AND HELP! AND FOR ALL THOSE CITIZENS LIVING HERE, HOW ABOUT YOU STOP LOOTING, AND HELP OUT TOO?! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU'RE POOR, AND NOW HOMELESS. STOP STEALING SHIT AND HELP! I FIND IT FUCKING DISTURBING THAT THESE ASSHOLES ARE RIPPING OFF DILAPIDATED STORES WHILE ACTUAL LIVE HUMAN BEINGS ARE TRAPPED IN THEIR HOMES! YOU GREEDY MOTHERFUCKERS SHOULD ALL BE SWEPT OUT TO SEA LIKE THE BOTTOM FEEDING MOTHERFUCKERS YOU ARE! BASTARDS! AND NOW, BECAUSE OF AMERICA'S SHORT ATTENTION SPAN, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, BY THE END OF THE WEEK, NO ONE WILL GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS, AND ALL THEY'LL BE DOING IS COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW HIGH GAS PRICES ARE. FUCK THE GAS, FUCK THE OIL! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HUMAN LIFE HERE! THIS IS NOT ENTERTAINMENT, THIS IS NOT A MOVIE! THERE ARE REAL PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO NEED HELP! IF YOU'RE IN THE AREA, HELP! IF YOU'RE A REPORTER IN THE AREA, STOP REPORTING, AND HELP! IF YOU'RE A GRINNING IDIOT BEHIND A DESK REPORTING WHILE ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS ABOUT WHAT YOUR RATINGS ARE, GO KILL YOURSELF! AND IF YOU'RE NOT IN THE AREA, AT LEAST TRY TO DONATE A LITTLE BIT TO WHATEVER REPUTABLE ORGINIZATIONS ARE ACTUALLY HELPING FOLKS HERE! THOSE OF YOU LOOKING AT THIS AS A BUNCH OF TELEVESION ENTERTAINMENT REALLY NEED A REALITY CHECK! AND I FIND IT FUCKING SAD THAT A CARTOON SQUIRREL HAS MORE SYMPATHY FOR THE HUMAN BEINGS AFFECTED HERE THAN THE ACTUAL PEOPLE REPORTING HERE!
PHONE: PLEASE DEPOSIT 25 CENTS FOR THE NEXT 3 MINUTES.
FOAMY: WELL, MY TIME IS UP. I'M OUTTA QUARTERS! I'M GONNA GO HELP SOME PEOPLE. WHERE'S MY LIFE JACKET?
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Re:Забавно - 2006/05/11 23:42
Takaaa, hm, flssh film4etata mai ne vi haresaha. Ne se 4uha nikakvi otzivi Kakto i da e, v takav slu4ai nqma da vi tormozq pove4e. Tozi pat imame malko Telefonspass (4isto Verarsche si e to, ne vqrvam na gorkite telefonisti/ki da im e bilo osobeno zabavno).
Siguren sam 4e golqma 4ast ot vas ve4e poznavat Ahmet ot Radio Neckar, no eto nqkolko linka i za tezi koite koito o6te sa nqmali tazi vazmojnost
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, че най-накрая се намери някой, който да им покаже, че те не само са schlecht, ами са супер schlecht.
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